Bullshit Jobs and Me covid-19: day 198 | US: GA | info | act
| “ | I think most people really do want to believe that they’re contributing to the world in some way, and if you deny that to them, they go crazy or become quietly miserable. | ” |
| — David Graeber[1] | ||
I have always suspected that most executive jobs are bullshit. That the greater the paycheck (up to a certain point), the more useless the job. The inverse seems true, too: the less a job is held in esteem and monetary compensation, the more essential the job is. Would we be any worse off if we got rid of all deans in the academy? Would we even notice? Conversely, what would we do if the sanitation workers disappeared? The teachers? The bartenders? Someone to make your burger? See what I mean?
Why has capitalism convinced us that the bullshit jobs are valuable and rewarding and impressive, while at the same time gaslighting us into looking down on the essential workers, paying them little, and respecting them not in the least. We live under a system that over-emphasizes employment, and consequently, we create bullshit jobs for people to fill. They tell us a job defines us, gives us purpose, and is a moral responsibility. Therefore, Graeber concludes, “We’ve created a whole class of flunkies that essentially exist to improve the lives of actual rich people. Rich people throw money at people who are paid to sit around, add to their glory, and learn to see the world from the perspective of the executive class.”
My question is: why not just give us the paycheck and skip the middleman? That way, we could avoid the bullshit and just get on with our lives. There has to be a reason for the ruling class to perpetuate the bullshit. I think that’s so they can control us for 40+ hours a week and keep us angry at the wrong people: what I’ve heard the Republicans call the “takers.” These are the disenfranchised who for one reason or another have chosen not to be a slave to this system, when the real takers are the ones in control that take our very souls in exchange for bullshit. They never seem to suffer during the lean times: it’s always us doing the drudgery to keep them rich.[2] Aren’t we tired of this?
I don’t consider my job bullshit—though EduCorp™ continually tries to make it bullshit by giving me corporate-like responsibilities: silly training every year; mandatory on-campus time; reports and forms;[3] more and more middle-management; etc. In fact, I just got an email from an “Interim Associate Provost”[4] that said:
Midterm grades were due at noon today. There are still 184 classes that are unreported.
Including yours.
Please do them.
Seriously; that was the entire content of the email, and it may be the rudest one I’ve gotten this year—or ever. I suspect that if 184 classes were not reported, there was a break-down in communication somewhere. These guys send a dozen reminders for everything trivial;[5] would an email last week giving us a heads-up about a midterm grades deadline have been too much? Is a nasty little email after many of us missed the deadline better? This whole reporting midterm grades is also new: some quantitive accounting that no one ever even looks at. Maybe it’s just something else for faculty to do that assures upper-management we are doing something valuable? The “Interim Associate Provost” gets a non-compliance report, apparently. I’ll get right on that.
We have budget shortfalls every year, yet we seem to multiply these bullshit middle-management jobs. Yet, it’s the faculty and staff that are always threatened with furloughs, salary reductions, and job cuts. It’s the faculty and staff that are the essential workers of the university, so this goes right along with Graeber’s argument.
I do not mean to imply that these folks do nothing of value. I’m sure there are a couple of essential jobs they perform, but I think with the increase in the corporate-like stuff we have to do, they are inventing things that both “justify the careers of the people performing them” and give more “work” to those of us trying to teach and publish to prove our value to an increasingly corporate system. I suspect we’ll soon have timecards to punch. They already gave us name tags.
Well, I was going make a connection with something Norman Mailer talks about: the idea of growing, or paying more to remain the same. The way Graeber characterizes the issue is an existential one. There’s something soul-destroying about these jobs and the influence of those in these jobs have on the rest of the world. It’s the sickness of capitalism. It has infected everything.
I like to work, as do most people. I like to add to my community. But increasingly the “work” I have to do seems less gratifying and more like bullshit. Teaching is important. Scholarship is important. Service to a discipline is important. Most else is a distraction from real, significant, meaningful work. This is existential, moral.
We all have to ask ourselves: is what we do bullshit? If so, don’t we owe it to ourselves and those around us to stop? We need to change what we value as a culture, Graeber explains. I think we could begin by eschewing our engrained materialist drive to collect stuff to fill our houses. We need to start compensating those who do the essential jobs and just ditch the bullshit. Let’s start at the top.
notes
- ↑ Illing, Sean (November 9, 2019). "Bullshit jobs: why they exist and why you might have one". Vox. Retrieved 2020-10-05.
- ↑ For example, as of August 3, “billionaires in the United States have increased their total net worth $637 billion during the COVID-19 pandemic so far.” See Woods, Hiatt (August 3, 2020). "How billionaires got $637 billion richer during the coronavirus pandemic". Business Insider. Retrieved 2020-10-05.
- ↑ Seriously, we have more to report every year: no longer are grades enough, but they have created new assignment and metrics that some administrator can put in their desk. And truly, the forms are ridiculous, even to get reimbursed for travel. It’s like they make it as difficult as possible so we won’t even bother.
- ↑ I do not know conclusively that this is a bullshit job, but doesn’t it sound like one?
- ↑ Seriously, I get harangued daily to choose books for my spring semester class that I literally was just assigned. Even when I do get book orders in months ahead of time, the bookstore never seems to have them anyway.