February 11, 2005

Sentence of the Day

Yes, folks, it’s that time of the semester: the coveted first freshmen essays of the term have been turned it and loom in a pile before me like my next digital rectal exam. Here’s when I get to see all that I did not teach them since the start of the semester. Anyway, here’s the sentence of the day from the first essay I graded:

“ One other use of cell phones is the cell phones may also be used as home phones. ”